"Today, you have achieved something special, something only 92 percent of Americans your age will ever know: a college diploma. That’s right, with your college diploma you now have a crushing advantage over 8 percent of the workforce. I'm talking about dropout losers like Bill Gates, Steve Jobs, and Mark Zuckerberg."
Actually, Conan, no. Only about 19% of Americans get college degrees. But, I understand, you were trying to make a joke. However, it wasn't funny. Sort of like you weren't funny on the Tonight Show, which is why you got cancelled (after getting $30mm and crying endlessly). Just like your show now isn't funny.
How do some people manage to have so many unproductive lives?
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Since you hate that Conan jerk like I do, I'll offer you this other Conan O'Brien-hating website where you can join his other haters in typing as much as hatred you want about him:
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Thanks. I don't know if I hate Conan or if I'm annoyed that people praise someone so much who really hasn't been that successful.
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He said diplomas not degrees. Reading comprehension.
I can't wait until Conan runs out of money because he has to be paying a lot to get a guest. And I hope its the money he got from NBC. Even they payed to get rid of him.
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